i just can't help myself...

i've been looking for a huge, silver, men's watch for two months. i want everything about it to be big--the face, the band--everything so my (hopefully) tanned wrist can look dainty and beautiful. i thought i had found the perfect one, but then the band was leather which is not what i want...i want the whole thing to just be bling (not diamond bling...just silver), and i want it to be huge. Like this, only silver:

then, something wonderful and conflicted happened--i admired a calculator watch by a fellow nerd (because something about calculator watches suck me into their fantasticness), and as a result, i received one! even though the style inside is screaming and slowly dying of shame, the nerd is beating her down with a TI-89. i wear it over my sleeve because i don't like the bulkiness of it being underneath, and everyone can see it--i wear it proud. i love it...i can't help myself.